Corrupt A Wish Game!!!

For your boredom or just randomly surfing the forums, stop by and play one of the most famous forum games out there


Here's how you play. WHEE!

First, you make a wish. Simple eh? Yeah. It is. 8D So, then someone comes and posts. They MUST grant your wish. The twist? They must do it wrong. Here's an example:

Joe: I wish I had a cookie!

Bob: Wish granted. But it's sugar-free! I wish I had a million dollars.

Joe: Wish granted. But you must use it all to pay taxes. >3 I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

And so on and so forth. BE SILLY. It makes it more fun..and like...yeah. 8D

I shall start:

I wish that I had 20 million posts here. 8DD

Wish granted! But they were all deleted (: I wish I was alive

Granted... You are alive but stilll burning in hell! I wish Our guild had more members

Granted. You have more members, but they're all inactive D:

I wish I had a pet turtle. ;3

Granted Except hes A ninja turtle and stuck in the TV. hehe I wish Nexons Servers didnt suck

Alliauna wrote:Granted Except hes A ninja turtle and stuck in the TV. hehe I wish Nexons Servers didnt suck

granted! but the servers moved to canada, canada residents can only play now. I wish i didint have to wear blood silk

Granted but you now wear sweetie bear armor with a bra and panties as your inner. I wish I would become a very popular film actress :3

Granted. But then the paparazzi catches an embarrassing moment of yours and your career gets ruined.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you crashed into an airplane? o.o I wish I was.. Uhh.. No.. I wish I knew what to put.

Granted, but then the world caves in on itself for no reason at all. Therefore nobody can read your post.

I wish I could breathe under water lika bawssssss.

Granted. But the rumors of a giant fish boss in vindictus were real and it eats you. I wish I had the power to poof up a smoothie anytime i wanted to

Granted. But it tastes like dirt.

I wish my cellphone had signal right now.

Granted, but then you drop it in water and it goes -poof-.

I wish for a wish that could wish a wish for me to wish for something I wish to wish for.

Granted but the fine print of that make a wish foundation states once a wish is made your danglie bits fall off.... I wish for some rain its hot out here today >.<

Granted but acidic levels are high and the rain dissolves your house to nothing. I wish sharpie markers make you high in a shorter amount of time

Granted: Except now your so fried you always fall going up the stairs

I wish for Ty to wear his Blood Silkz !

Granted, but he only wore it for 5 seconds.

I wish you people had something better to do. << >>

Granted. We all have something to do and so do you but you are ~Forever alone xD Jk ...

I wish for moah skinny jeans

Granted, but they are too skinny for you to wear.

I wish everyone would open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur! x3

Granted: But then we all got in trouble for some kind've copyright infringement for the rights with that song;p ... I wish ... hmm .. for a new keyboard this thing is being DIFFICULT lol

Granted but your spelling got even worse with the new keyboard.

I wish people had more wishes to corrupt.

Granted. But They are all your wishes

I wish I was at McDonalds right now!

Granted, but McDonald's makes you fat! Lol!

I wish I had some ice cream right about now.

Granted but it all melted so now you have sweet milk... i wish i could get lusty's walk the dinosaur song out of my head

Granted, but now Justin Bieber's 'baby' song is stuck in your head.


I wish summer would never end.